Monday, January 19, 2009

Clerihews

Barack Obama,
an Oxford comma:
some prefer, some attack,
plus it’s black.

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Joe Biden
needn't widen.
Cheney post-campaign?
Skip that train.

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John McCain
ended up in the drain.
Don’t know where he went wrong—
fundamentals are strong.

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Sarah Palin
beat the nail in,
glad to shelve
‘til 2012.

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George Walker Bush
is out on his tush.
Hope it won’t throb
when he can’t find a job.

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