On the Death of the Last American Veteran of the War to End War

Never again, as long
as I live, will I enter a trench,
Frank said of his century’s stench
and about which he wasn’t wrong.

Libya Clerihew (Or, Muammar M. Gaddafi, Will You Please Go Now!)

Muammar Gaddafi
should try drinking coffee;

it's rumored to haste

the expulsion of waste.